Get off the Computer!! Why?

If your reading this, you have either just got on to the computer or have been browsing the computer for hours. Are you married, pregnant, trying to be? If you are, get of the computer, and don't put a laptop on your lap. Wait? Isn't that the sole purpose of a laptop? If you put your laptop on your lap, than you can damage the cells used for reproduction. Not to mention the hundreds of problems caused by overdosing technology: depression, narcissism, neck strain, acne, hearing loss,vision problems.